<< Front Page August 11, 2008 | mtg, humor Alaran Villain 'Chops Sworn Enemy by paz Grebredos Cire, archvillain of Alara, modified a digital image of his sworn enemy, the hero Laenaellis, a ranger of Eos. Mr. Cire practiced using Adobe Photoshop for several hours before finally making the modification. According to witnesses, he removed Laenaellis's head and replaced it with a geek's head. "Not so beautiful now, are you Laenaellis!" Mr. Cire cried triumphantly to the final image on his MacBook monitor as if it could respond. "Where once was a magnificent golden beard, there now remains only adolescent stubble. Hair that was once full and flowing now appears oily and unkempt. And for good measure, I scaled the entire head downward... tenfold!" Laenaellis is renowned across Alara for his ability to utilize a dog and falcon. It is unlikely that this digitally modified version of Laenaellis could do anything of the sort. (Discuss this item in the forum!) OAC Archive RSS Feed (c) 2008 PaZ. Good Gamery is a web site and integrated message board for mature, educated gamers (with attitude!) seeking intelligent, humorous content and discussion related to Magic, gaming, and culture.