Archive for the 'mtg' Category

Citizens of Ravnica Prepare For the Worst After Big Spinny Wheel Selects Cult Of Rakdos To Manage Pride Festivities

June 8th, 2023
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  “Simply put, we are fucked” explained Ral Zarek, Chairman of the Ravnican LGBTQ Society. “The Rakdos love to remind us that the first Pride was a riot, however that doesn’t mean we need to literally kill and eat straight people. Many of Ravnica’s most distinguished citizens have been great allies to the queer community […]

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A New Standard Is On the Horizon!

May 15th, 2023
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This month, we announced that starting with Wilds of Eldraine, Standard sets will remain legal for three years, instead of rotating after two. But how did we make that decision, and why Wilds of Eldraine?The first answer is easy. Players fear change. They want to build a deck on mtg arena, lose 45% of their […]

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Part Of a Compleat Diet

January 25th, 2023
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ToadBrews

“Powerstone stoves don’t give you the same temperature control. When you’re grilling a furnace scamp steak, you need to be able to get a good sear on the outside, and the traditional stoves are great at it,” explained a Mirran patriot at the ‘For Mirrodin!’ rebellion to protest Melira’s proposed ban on grills and stoves […]

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Entering the Gates

July 7th, 2022
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ToadBrews

Welcome to Good Gamery. We like to have fun here. But I have something serious we need to talk about. That’s right. Gates. The embarrassing also-ran of dual land cycles, gates were originally nearly unplayable, color fixing designed for limited with a few payoff spells that managed to find a place in standard, and a cheeky rare thawing glaciers variant that’s been delivering memes for over a decade. But what if I told you that gates are no longer just bad fixing with some payoffs? What I were to tell you that now gates in EDH are…busted?

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Poll Reveals 31% of Canadians Will Vote to Enter the Tomb of Annihilation

September 19th, 2021
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by Bracketbot

A suprising poll conducted this monday revealed that 31.3 percent of all Canadians would vote to enter the Tomb of Annihilation in October’s dungeon election. The rightmost dungeon, according to that survey, has pulled into a dead heat with the middle dungeon, The Lost Mine of Phandelver, which is polling at around 31.9 percent. Both are outpacing the Dungeon of the Mad Mage, Canada’s leftmost dungeon, which appears to have the support of just under 20 percent of the Country’s voters.

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Wizards Emergency Prints Necropotence

July 4th, 2021

Wizard’s Banlist

July 4th, 2021

You Come to a River

July 4th, 2021

The Water Temple

July 4th, 2021

Are You Sure This is a Dungeon?

July 4th, 2021