by paz
The renowned heroes looked up the Eldrazi’s facehole in fear. They felt their knees grow weak and their hearts begin to race. They needed someone to help them summon up their courage, to give them the fortitude they needed to face this monstrous creature. They needed a speech, a collection of powerful words to rouse their spirits and elevate their morale.
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Posted in Rise of the Eldrazi Alliance, humor, mtg | paz
by Vampire Nighthawk
Hello, gamers. Look at your creature. Now back to me. Now back to your creature. Now back to me.
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Posted in humor, mtg | skeletor
by Basilisk
Pendrell Vale, TOLARIA — The Basilisk Collar, a fashion staple of student libraries, has landed on a lists of prohibited equipment in several Tolarian schools.
Some schools have restricted or even banned the unusual collars, citing safety concerns.
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Posted in humor, mtg | basilisk
by paz
At last, the world knows the alleged truth. Last Monday, an employee of Wizards of the Coast informed us at Good Gamery of the purpose of Magic: The Gathering — the hidden underlying plot that has come to fruition before our very eyes.
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Posted in humor, mtg | paz
by the #goodgamery crew
1x Martyr of Bones (St. Valentine)
1x Aven Archer (Cupid)
1x Eager Cadet (Our Hero)
1x Serra Angel (Hey baby, what are you doing tonight?)
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Posted in humor, mtg | Good Gamery
by Mobiusman
We will be expanding on the wild success of the Zendikar expansion and its ‘land matters’ theme in Worldwake, Magic’s first all-land set.
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Posted in humor, mtg | Mobiusman
by Vandermonde
As of this writing, the Ally Party’s latest expedition is three million mana over budget and 53 turns behind schedule. Although the quest committee blames unforeseen difficulties and inclement weather, an ongoing investigation has uncovered the wasteful and corrupt inclusion of an alarmingly large number of Ally Party members and their associates on the quest payroll.
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Posted in humor, mtg | Vandermonde
by Koron the Scribe
I’ve held my tongue this long because I didn’t want to jeopardize my position here at the Encyclopedia Dominaria, but I cannot look the other way any longer. Someone has to stand up and say what we’re all thinking: our editor is abusing his power to spread his bigotry.
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Posted in humor, mtg | Vandermonde
by Basilisk
Fierce Kick! Fierce Kick! Fierce Kick! Fierce Kick! That’s how you play as Chun-Li in the game Street Fighter II: Magical Edition.
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Posted in card, humor, mtg | basilisk
by Basilisk and Kingcobweb
The Knights of Stromgald were often pressed into public works projects.
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Posted in card, humor, mtg | basilisk, kingcobweb
