by Mobiusman
The events of the year 4205, commonly – if dramatically – referred to as ‘The Apocalypse’, left a lot of unresolved problems for Dominaria as a whole to deal with. Now, ten years later, the Good Gamery news team has set out to find the answer to one question nobody seems to want to ask: What happened to all the artifacts?
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Posted in M11 contest entry, humor, mtg | Mobiusman
by Mobiusman
This promising young mountaineer fell to his death during an earthquake last week. A long way down was shorter than he thought.
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Posted in M11 contest entry, humor, mtg | Mobiusman
by Mobiusman
For years, Shapeshifter children who were displaced from their original homes — so-called ‘Crib Swap Babies’ — have suffered from an undeserved social stigma. They make look different to those around them, but given the proper love and care they can develop into fully-functional adults.
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by Mobiusman
Kjeldoran Knight gave the following quote to GoodGamery earlier today in an exclusive that marks the end of The Beebles, the most successful Magic band in history.
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Posted in humor, mtg | Mobiusman
by Mobiusman
One of the most important aspects of the core set is its flavor. The core set is, a lot of the time, the first thing a new magic player sees; We need each and every card to convey the essence of a fantasy card game.
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by H. P. Earthcraft
Whoever you are, reader, I hope you have good reason for reading this. This memoir was written solely out of necessity, but if the time has come for it to be read, I fear it is already too late. I have here transcribed as best I can secrets that no man should have ever learned, secrets that have claimed countless lives; I write them in the hope that they will save yours, but I fear that will not the be the case.
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by Mobiusman
Good Gamery recently had a rare chance to speak to Kozilek, the dread flayer of minds whose return to Zendikar has been described as “The End of All That Is.” But when Kozilek’s slithering thought-tendrils pierced directly into our minds, it was to tell a different story — the story of an innocent entity that has been cruelly misrepresented.
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by Mobiusman
Student of Warfare is a joy to teach.
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Posted in card, humor, mtg | Mobiusman
by Mobiusman
Eccentric artificer Memnarch is due to appear in interplanar court after a number of Zendikari mages lodged complaints that they had been mislead regarding a new spell. The dispute appears to have arisen over Memnarch’s attempts to corner the leveling-up market.
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by Mobiusman
M is for monsters, which is why I have a wall.
Z is for Zendikar, which is the plane I live on.
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Posted in Rise of the Eldrazi Alliance, card, humor, mtg | Mobiusman
