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Gram’mrakul: A linguistic guide to the Apocalypse
Emrakul has risen on Innistrad! Of course you’ll want to tell your fellow townsfolk, city elders and lab projects about this exciting news, but don’t get caught out. Before you start jabbering in eldritch terror, you need to make sure you know your I’amrakul from your Be’mrakul. Don’t sit there gibbering like a tooth collector with delirium – get a clue with this handy grammatical guide to the ineffable terror that awaits us all.
I Nominative pronouns
I’amrakul
You’rakul
He’srakul / She’srakul / It’srakul
We’rakul
You’rakul
They’rakul
Examples:
(1) Edith is summoning Emrakul at the coast of Nephalia. “I’amrakul!” she wails in doomed elation.
(2) Two angels have become fused together into a terrifying ur-being. They’rakul now and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.
II Accusative pronouns
Me’mrakul
You’rakul
Hi’mrakul / Her’rakul / It’rakul
Us’rakul
Y’allrakul
Th’emrakul
Examples:
(1) How I long to become subsumed into your unknowable essence! Choose me! Me! Me’mrakul.
(2) Tobias was always more devout than me – why don’t you subsume hi’mrakul instead?
III To Be’mrakul
I’amrakul
You are’mrakul
He / She / It is’mrakul
We are’mrakul
You are’mrakul
They are’mrakul
Examples:
– Looking pretty bleak, what?
– It certainly is’mrakul.
IV Other verbs
Verbs are usually expressed in the imperative, in a formulation known as an entreaty, formed thus:
(1) Come’mrakul!
(2) Abide’mrakul!!
(3) Consume’mrakul!!!
(4) Take’mrakul the second road on the right.
V Numbers
One’mrakul
One’mrakul
One’mrakul
One’mrakul
One’mrakul
One’mrakul
One’mrakul
One’mrakul
One’mrakul
One’mrakul
Examples:
(1) One’mrakul
(1) One’mrakul
(1) One’mrakul
(1) One’mrakul
(1) One’mrakul