Archive for March, 2009

Skerrious Striffle

March 24th, 2009
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by slearch

Skerrious Striffle. The best new creature since eager cadet.

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Good Gamery St. Patrick’s Day Contest Endgame

March 23rd, 2009
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by Good Gamery

The contest is almost finished. The window for submissions is closed, and now you must do you duties as Starfleet officers and vote for the four entrants whom you think did best.

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Yawgmoth, Planeswalker

March 13th, 2009
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by BossHoggAtog & ein

The Father of Machines.

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Let’s Talk About Wizard Fashion

March 12th, 2009
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by Basilisk

Welcome to the Tolarian Academy! Today we’re going to talk about Wizards.

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Restore Balance

March 11th, 2009
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by ein

This is definitely the first three-color card with no mana cost.

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A Letter from Grizzly Bears

March 6th, 2009
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by GyantSpyder

Dearest Mother, I hope this letter reaches you. I have paid the messenger the last of my cigarettes and several other things I dare not mention, in the hopes that my words might find your eyes. I fear my own may never gaze into them again.

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Kaleidostoned

March 5th, 2009
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by ein

What else is on that grocery list?

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Economic Crisis Breaks 13-Year Stasis Lock

March 2nd, 2009
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by GyantSpyder

AURORA — 26-year old Stephen Prohashkos was released from a 13-year Stasis lock today, as ongoing global economic and credit turmoil finally rendered 33-year old Walter Phillips unable to pay a blue mana during his upkeep. As a result, Prohashkos has finally untapped and, according to family and friends, is ready to move on with life.

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ExpertVillage.com Faces Accusations of Extortion

March 2nd, 2009
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by FalseNipple

“I stepped up to the plate. I delivered. Instead of being awarded justly for my efforts, I awoke the morning after my coronation to find my family missing and a stack of playing cards sitting on my night stand next to what I assumed at the time was a ransom note.”

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Keeper of Three Fifths of Progenitus

March 2nd, 2009
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by slearch

Who keeps the other two fifths? Probably those Dimir guys.

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