Author: basilisk

  • Prodigal Menace

    It’s well known in the Wizarding world that Sorcerers are good looking, and the reason is because they work out a lot. One of their favorite workouts is called the Cone workout, where they do three sets of lifting, each with more weight than the previous.

    That doesn’t have anything to do with this card, except that it is also something liked by Sorcerers.

    Where do Sorcerers get their vast magical powers? Did they all perform a secret dastardly ritual? Perhaps they studied for years in a coastal institute for magical learning? By studying them, we hope to learn the answer to this question some day.

  • Rainbow Unicorn

    Lisa Frank is an American pop artist who designs stickers and school supplies with lots of rainbows, unicorns with rainbow horns, dolphins, pandas that paint rainbows, dalmatians with rainbow spots, and dancing bears in shades.

    This card was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon.

  • Segway Goblin Transporter

    “As big a deal as Skullclamp”, said Mark Rosewater; “maybe bigger than Memory Jar”, said Tom LaPille. They’re talking about project Ginger, a.k.a. “IT”. Since last January it has also been the Magic world’s most-speculated-about tech.

    I present to you: Segway Goblin Transporter.

    This card was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon.

  • Tired Redux

    You know how Wizards of the Coast keeps printing cards with two of the same guy, either facing each other, or back-to-back? This is kind of like that.

    This card was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon.

  • Very Narrow Joke

    The joke is that Magic Set Editor is bad. This card was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon.

  • Think Hard

    These cards were created after Seeds of Strength was released, ushering in a new era of simple wording templates for the number three.

    Both were originally posted on The Magic Lampoon.

  • Rube Goldberg, Artificer

    Crafted ages ago by the venerable Paz, this card has the errata of giving the targeted permanent haste this turn. Rube Goldberg, Artificer was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon a great number of ages ago.

  • Dictionary Strike Force

    This is what the wording templates looked like before the much-needed M10 changes. Dictionary Strike Force was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon many years ago.

  • Diabolic Turing Machine

    Diabolic Turing Machine was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon. The joke is that no one knows if an odd perfect number exists or not.

  • Corrupt Leagues

    Corrupt Leagues was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon. This card is from the dark ages of Magic Online.