Archive for March, 2009
Good Gamery St. Patrick’s Day Contest Endgame
March 23rd, 2009The contest is almost finished. The window for submissions is closed, and now you must do you duties as Starfleet officers and vote for the four entrants whom you think did best.
More...Yawgmoth, Planeswalker
March 13th, 2009Let’s Talk About Wizard Fashion
March 12th, 2009Restore Balance
March 11th, 2009A Letter from Grizzly Bears
March 6th, 2009Dearest Mother, I hope this letter reaches you. I have paid the messenger the last of my cigarettes and several other things I dare not mention, in the hopes that my words might find your eyes. I fear my own may never gaze into them again.
More...Kaleidostoned
March 5th, 2009Economic Crisis Breaks 13-Year Stasis Lock
March 2nd, 2009AURORA — 26-year old Stephen Prohashkos was released from a 13-year Stasis lock today, as ongoing global economic and credit turmoil finally rendered 33-year old Walter Phillips unable to pay a blue mana during his upkeep. As a result, Prohashkos has finally untapped and, according to family and friends, is ready to move on with life.
More...ExpertVillage.com Faces Accusations of Extortion
March 2nd, 2009“I stepped up to the plate. I delivered. Instead of being awarded justly for my efforts, I awoke the morning after my coronation to find my family missing and a stack of playing cards sitting on my night stand next to what I assumed at the time was a ransom note.”
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