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Pro MTG Online #177
If you chop something and would like it featured on the front page, include (in your thread-starting post) a hyperlink to an icon’d version of your file that’s scaled like this image: icon
Then let me know by PM or MT2 chat that you’d like it featured.
In order to ‘chop something, simply get Photoshop or Gimp and download the Chop PSD found in the Pragmatic Links Zone at the top. Inside you’ll find a layered Photoshop file that lets you make cards, and fonts to install so that you have the right fonts (you might have to change the card text font to MPlantin rather than Plantin).
Also, do you see the goodgamery.com watermark at the bottom of the card above? Stick that in there, too. That way if people directly link to your hilarious card, others will know where to go.
SAN FRANSISCO, Cal. – Hillary Clinton kicked off MiseTings2 Super Tuesday in a live press conference today. "All of the humor contest entries had been received and processed," she said. She announced and that the polls were now open for MT2 members to elect their favorite pieces of humorous content submitted throughout January.
As she spoke, her eyes began to well up with tears. "Sometimes it's a battle, you know, this whole contest thing," she said, her voice wavering. "Waking up every day, knowing that, without any breaks, you have to bear the responsibilities of dealing with the stresses of the MT2 contest."
Her next sentence was cut short when she started to lose her voice. "Excuse me," she said. "My _____ has _____ coming _____ going." Then she began to cough repeatedly. She started to cry as she coughed. Fluids began to pour from every facial orifice as the coughing became increasingly violent. She fell off of her chair and onto the ground. Her coughing became more infrequent as her body spasmed. Reporters backed away as a liquid pool expanded around her. When the press conference ended, what had once been Hillary Clinton was now just clothing and water upon the ground.
Links:
Nintendo Signs Crossover Pact with WOTC – ein
Players Await Final Set of Lorwyn Block – FyrexianSurvivr
Welsh, Irish Nationalists Picket Lorwyn Events – bosshoggatog
Pokemon: A Journey into Retards – mrspanky
Consumer Electronics Show – Vicious
Roy Spires Wins Grand Prix: Vancouver – Pale Mage
I tried to make it so you could read the folder names but you can’t. They are really funny though.
This is an instructional guide on how to get into MODO on my computer.
Pro MTG Online #176