Alaran Villain ‘Chops Sworn Enemy
Grebredos Cire, archvillain of Alara, modified a digital image of his sworn enemy, the hero Laenaellis, a ranger of Eos. Mr. Cire practiced using Adobe Photoshop for several hours before finally making the modification.
According to witnesses, he removed Laenaellis’s head and replaced it with a geek’s head.
“Not so beautiful now, are you Laenaellis!” Mr. Cire cried triumphantly to the final image on his MacBook monitor as if it could respond. “Where once was a magnificent golden beard, there now remains only adolescent stubble. Hair that was once full and flowing now appears oily and unkempt. And for good measure, I scaled the entire head downward… tenfold!”
Laenaellis is renowned across Alara for his ability to utilize a dog and falcon. It is unlikely that this digitally modified version of Laenaellis could do anything of the sort.