It’s Been A Shard Days Night 
You Too Can Help Spread the Word
This month, Good Gamery net profits are down almost 6 million dollars. Advertisers such as Smiley Central, Cursor Mania, and Zwinky have pulled their banners from our site, cutting off a vital source of revenue. And that’s just the beginning — today we all discovered that the world is undergoing a massive credit crisis, and web sites featuring Magic: The Gathering humor are some of the most affected.
There’s only one person who can help us out of this mess. You. That’s right — there’s a special JavaScript running on this page ensuring that only you can see this message. I’m talking to just you, buddy.
“But what can I do?” another JavaScript program hears you ask by accessing your microphone hardware and listening to you as talk to yourself. Here’s how you can help:
By spreading the word about Good Gamery.
They don’t know it yet, but everyone needs to hear about Good Gamery. They need to read our articles, flip through our comics, post on our forums and chat their work days away. And you can give them the hook ups. Here’s how you do it:
As you are about to conclude an MTG match with an opponent on MODO, MWS, Apprentice, or even IRL, throw out a “G.G.”
Just a little “G.G.” It’ll pique their interest. “What’s G.G.?” they’ll ask. You’ll then explain that it stands for Good Gamery, the fastest growing Magic: The Gathering humor web site on the internet having both a forum community and an oft-updated front page.