Month: April 2009
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Pro MTG Online #217
Pro MTG Online #217
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Wizards Legal Brief: Land and Ownership Laws
A ruling by a level 2 judge at a recent Extended tournament in Lincoln, Nebraska has caused considerable consternation thanks to its far-reaching effect on land ownership rules. During the second round of the tournament a question arose when, between games one and two, Jackson Redding shuffled a land of his opponents (that had been enchanted with Annex at some point during the previous game) into the deck he presented back to his opponent, Richard “Rick Roll” Deece. When Richard noticed this error, he called the judge over, who read Annex and then determined that Jackson retained control of the land, saying, “the card in question is in Mr. Redding’s deck, isn’t it? Seems pretty clear to me”. This resulted in Richard presenting an illegal 59 card deck, for which he was given a game loss.Once this ruling hit the internet, Wizards was forced to issue a statement saying it would reluctantly abide by the judge’s decision, citing the DCI Universal Tournament Rules (“the Head Judge is the final authority regarding card interpretations”).
Significant errata has now been issued for what used to be Annex, and players should be aware that it takes effect immediately (rollover for change):
Some of the other cards that are likely to be affected, but for which errata has not yet been released, include (though not limited to):
Control Magic
Steal Artifact
Threaten – potentially only a problem if opponent dies during (but before the end of) turn creature was taken
Aladdin
Preacher
Mindslaver – the Supreme Court is currently hearing arguments on whether or not this card, under the new ownership rules, violates the 13th Amendment.
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Pro MTG Online #216
Pro MTG Online #216
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Pokémon Koffing Arrested for Failing to Meet Emission Standards
Koffing, one of the many adorable characters featured in the Pokémon television shows, movies and collectable card games, has landed in hot water tuesday for failing to meet newly tightened emission standards. Koffing, known most for his ability to blast plumes of poisonous smoke at his enemies, has been detained by police following a recent crackdown on unclean Pokémon. This is just the most recent in a string of Pokérrests, with other notable Pokémon — Gloom, Weepinbell and Haunter, taken into custody earlier this week — facing similar charges.
“We’ve had plenty of reports from neighbors, complaining about the smell and the smoke, and we take those complaints seriously,” Sergeant Juan Raminez said in a press statement yesterday, “The smell is unmistakable. It’s like if you mixed doo-doo with a banana. It’s a very unique smell. You’ll never forget it.”
Koffing’s lawyers have a different take on the matter. “It’s discrimination, pure and simple,” attorney Suzanne Milner countered, “All you need to do is look at who has been arrested, and you’ll get a pretty good idea of who this new legislation was aimed at. Gloom, Weepinbell, Haunter. Poison, poison, ghost/poison. Do I have problems with some Pokémon? You bet I do, there’s a Pikachu next door that won’t fucking stop Pika-ing. It keeps me awake for hours. Do I want them to make new legislation to stop that? Sure. Would it make me look like a hypocrite? Undoubtably.”
Legal aid was advised for Koffing after Haunter attempted to represent himself, only to fail disastrously due to the fact that he could only say his own name.
“Discrimination? Nothing could be further from the truth,” claimed Police Chief Brian Beetworth, “We’ve warned Koffing in the past that in order to go out in public, he needed to wear a bonnet, or a diaper or something for the good of other citizens.”
“Or,” Beetsworth continued, “he could plug his holes up with something that could slide in comfortably, but not easily pop out. Man, if somebody had just invented some sort of plug that could slide into an orifice and stay in there firmly, this whole situation could have been avoided!”
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Pro MTG Online #215
Pro MTG Online #215
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Artifacts for Sale!
Sharuumslist > Artifacts > Accessories
(Dominia, south side)
I want to get rid of this jeweled amulet.I thought it was going to be the next hot thing, but I kept forgetting which color of magic I was using to charge it up, and I got embarrassing mana burns all over my house.
Free if you can come pick it up.
(Alara, blue shard)
This 100% authentic sigil will make you look your most distinguished!Bought it for 8 mana at the Mishra’s downtown, willing to part with it in exchange for one charge counter.
Serious offers only. This thing is legit! There are many other sigils out there, but only one is made by Mishra’s.
(Dominaria, Terisiare region)
I found this thing floating outside in the street last week. I can’t figure out what it’s for, but every time I try to figure it out, one of my spellbooks comes flying out of my shelf and hits me in the head.Maybe it could be used to protect your house from attackers, but I have no enemies, so I don’t need it.
Willing to trade for something useful, like a spellbook or a pair of glasses.
(Mirrodin, Quicksilver Sea region)
Check this thing out. If you open it, these glowing wires shoot out and fix your nearby broken stuff. The wires run out though, which means it’s a good thing I have a lot of these to offer!I’m trading them for any spare scrolls, styluses, or chairs you may have laying around (I need them for a golem I am building).
(Rath, Furnace)
Want to trade for this sled? It’s in perfect condition – bought it on an impulse and then never used it because I live on the inside of a volcano.The seat is extra high, so you’ll be able to stay vigilant while you coast around effortlessly in the abundant snow, as long as you live in a region where no one is stoking the fires of apocalypse.
I’ll trade it for something worth 1 gold OBO.
(Mirrodin, Oxidda Chain region)
Anyone want this totem?I’ll trade it for anything.
(Dominaria, Terisiare region)
For sale: Dog exercise ball.Fun for a long game of fetch. I really need a sextant, so if you have one of those, I’ll trade you for it.
(Dominia, west side)
Does anyone know what this strange cube is supposed to be for? If you do, come pick it up for free. It keeps sprawing green spaghetti all over my laboratory.If you need lots of free green spaghetti, I’ll sell this to you for 2 gold coins.
(Dominia, west side)
Super SLAMMER for sale!If you have a Wizardling or small Archmage who plays Pogs, they will love this. It’s made from real iron, and has a cool design on it.
Trade me a spell (only real spells please) and it’s yours. Your Wizardling will be winning all the local Pog tournaments in no time!
(Dominia, central area)
Someone please take this cup. It refuses to stay standing, instead preferring to lift itself up and pour milk all over my table.It’s free, just come and pick it up anytime.
(Phyrexia)
FOR SALE: 1 coiled piece of spring steel, 1 cog, 1 microphone, and 1 ring (hand not included).You have to take all of them at once because I don’t want the hassle of selling each by itself. So if you don’t want 1 coiled piece of spring steel, 1 cog, 1 microphone, and 1 ring (hand not included), then I am not interested in your offer.
(Lorwyn)
who wants a twigcome and get it
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