We’re proud to reveal what we’re pretty sure is actually a new card.
That’s right, a brand new card for Modern Masters 2015!
We found this preview card in our inbox, and we don’t know where it came from. What? It’s a reprint? Look, our memories aren’t that great. It’s not bad, though! It kills a guy! That’s incredible! Here’s a few other things we figured out about this card:
– It’s Modern legal!
– This kills a guy. That’s a good thing, usually.
– If it doesn’t kill a guy, it’s still not bad.
– You need at least one Swamp, unless you’re killing a [card]Phantasmal Bear[/card] with it.
– Combo with [card]Spread the Sickness[/card].
– It’s an Aura, which ties right into the set’s WB Aura subtheme!
– It’s got “Quag” in its name, which ties right into this set’s “Quag” subtheme.
– It even kills indestructible creatures! You can’t indestructible a minus.
– It’s fuel for [card]Magmaw[/card].
– It’s a bomb in Limited.
– Not a literal bomb, just a really good card.
– Foil copies will cost 1 less mana, which is sure to drive the price to insane levels.
– It’s never a dead card, because only creatures can die.
– Combo with [card]Swamp[/card].
– Sorcery speed.
– It goes right into your Enchantress deck in Legacy!
– Played in the winning deck of GP Prague (2013).
– The exact sickness the creature gets depends on your other lands. For instance, if you control a [card]Blood Crypt[/card], the creature dies of internal bleeding.
– Similarly, if you control three or more [card]Mouth of Ronom[/card], the creature develops halitosis.
– If you play this card, it takes up a slot in your deck.
– It will always kill your [card]Nightmare[/card], so it’s good for young children who are still afraid of the dark.
– But it can’t kill an [card]Angry Mob[/card], except on your turn.
– Combo with [card]Godless Shrine[/card].
– Watch out for [card]Spreading Seas[/card], because it makes this card worse.
– If it doesn’t have any targets, that means you’re winning!
With all of these great things about Quag Sickness, who could possibly say anything bad about about this amazing card?