Ultra-Rare Magic Card Found At Garage Sale

January 22nd, 2010
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by Energizer & Basilisk

And then you see it. A long, narrow cardboard box. It could only hold Magic cards. This is it, the holy grail of garage sales. It’s the moment you’ve been dreaming of, ever since that peacock gave you 3 wishes and you blew them all. This is your chance to buy valuable Magic cards for next to nothing.

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Prodigal Menace

January 19th, 2010
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by Basilisk

It’s well known in the Wizarding world that Sorcerers are good looking, and the reason is because they work out a lot. One of their favorite workouts is called the Cone workout, where they do three sets of lifting, each with more weight than the previous.

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Rainbow Unicorn

January 19th, 2010
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by Basilisk

Lisa Frank is an American pop artist who designs stickers and school supplies with lots of rainbows, unicorns with rainbow horns, dolphins, pandas that paint rainbows, dalmatians with rainbow spots, and dancing bears in shades.This card was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon.

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Segway Goblin Transporter

January 18th, 2010
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by Basilisk

“As big a deal as Skullclamp”, said Mark Rosewater; “maybe bigger than Memory Jar”, said Tom LaPille. They’re talking about project Ginger, a.k.a. “IT”. Since last January it has also been the Magic world’s most-speculated-about tech.

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Tired Redux

January 17th, 2010
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by Basilisk

You know how sometimes you just keep doing the same thing over and over again? This is kind of like that. This card was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon.

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Very Narrow Joke

January 16th, 2010
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by Basilisk

The joke is that Magic Set Editor is bad. This card was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon.

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Think Hard

January 16th, 2010
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by Basilisk

These cards were created after Seeds of Strength was released, ushering in a new era of simple wording templates for the number three.

Both were originally posted on The Magic Lampoon.

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Dictionary Strike Force

January 15th, 2010
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by Basilisk

This is what the wording templates looked like before the much-needed M10 changes. Dictionary Strike Force was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon many years ago.

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Diabolic Turing Machine

January 14th, 2010
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by Basilisk

Diabolic Turing Machine was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon. The joke is that no one knows if an odd perfect number exists or not.

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Corrupt Leagues

January 14th, 2010
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by Basilisk

Corrupt Leagues was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon. This card is from the dark ages of Magic Online.

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