Poll Reveals 31% of Canadians Will Vote to Enter the Tomb of Annihilation

September 19th, 2021
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by Bracketbot

A suprising poll conducted this monday revealed that 31.3 percent of all Canadians would vote to enter the Tomb of Annihilation in October’s dungeon election. The rightmost dungeon, according to that survey, has pulled into a dead heat with the middle dungeon, The Lost Mine of Phandelver, which is polling at around 31.9 percent. Both are outpacing the Dungeon of the Mad Mage, Canada’s leftmost dungeon, which appears to have the support of just under 20 percent of the Country’s voters.

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Are You Sure This is a Dungeon?

July 4th, 2021

Owlin Partridge

July 4th, 2021

New Arena Pet: Shrieking Baboon with a Siren on its Head

September 19th, 2020
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Bracketbot

Hey, Magic fans! Here at Wizards HQ we’ve just wrapped up an intense week of focus group meetings concentrating on all aspects of the Magic the Gathering: Arena experience. From these meetings we’ve received a lot of great feedback regarding pets, including how popular the ones that make a lot of noise are, like the […]

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Local Woman Demands to Speak with Creature’s Controller

July 15th, 2020
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by Bracketbot

Local real estate agent and part time Magic: the Gathering player Abby Akerman has found herself at the center of controversy following a game of Magic where she demanded to speak with the controller of a Mogg Fanatic that had been attacking her for 7 straight turns.

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Now Available: Commemorative Banned and Restricted Announcement Playmats

July 9th, 2020
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by Bracketbot and Vodalian Stallion

Relive the excitement of Wizards fixing its most heinous whoopsies and boo boos! Featuring hilarious mea culpas from various members of the design team, frustrated quotes from some of Magic’s top pros, and beautiful artwork that is no longer printed on any legal Magic card!

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WotC Temp Accidentally Dumps Box Full of Broken Cards into New Set

June 18th, 2020
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by Bracketbot

Wizards of the Coast has again been forced to apologize to consumers after a temporary worker dumped a cardboard box full of broken cards into the most recent Magic: the Gathering expansion.

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Double Masters Contains a Wonderful Surprise for Pauper Players

May 29th, 2020
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By Gavin Verhey

We here at Wizards know that there is a large, devoted Pauper community eager for more Pauper exclusive content, and your cries have not fallen on deaf ears. In the upcoming set Double Masters, we have decided to let Pauper players join in on the excitement sweeping every other format by printing two brand new, exclusively Pauper companions! That’s right, both of these cards have the proviso that in order to be your companion, your deck must exclusively contain cards that have been printed at common and basic lands. Without further ado, let’s take a look!

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So You’re an Elk Now

October 29th, 2019
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by Oko

In your past life, perhaps you were a powerful wizard, a complicated piece of machinery or an apple or something — it doesn’t matter. The point is you’re an elk now, and I, Oko, Thief of Crowns, Master of Deception, Shunner of Blouses am here to explain what you can expect from your new life.

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Szadek, Lord of Secrets Dies in Azorius Custody of Apparent Suicide

August 12th, 2019
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by Bracketbot

“Oh no! This is very unfortunate,” Grand Arbiter Dovin Baan said at a press conference following the news of Szadek’s death, “If only we could have uncovered Lord Szadek’s vast secret knowledge and the identities of his co-conspirators before he exiled himself with a giant beam of light, which is a suicide method very consistent […]

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