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July 4th, 2021
You Come to a River
July 4th, 2021
The Water Temple
July 4th, 2021
Are You Sure This is a Dungeon?
July 4th, 2021
A Server Tells You to Enjoy Your Meal
July 4th, 2021
Garth Thirteenth-Pick
July 4th, 2021
Nakamoto, Master of Coin
July 4th, 2021
Owlin Partridge
July 4th, 2021
We’re entering day five of the shipping crisis on Kaladesh, where a combination of aether tradewinds and being crewed by an elephant have led to Skysovereign, the flagship of the consulate, becoming stuck in one of the plane’s major shipping routes. Millions of mana are being wasted every day as other vehicles are forced to take alternate routes to deliver their cargo of masterpieces to this years inventor’s fair.
“This is absolutely unacceptable” explained a local aetherborn businessman who prefers to remain anonymous. “If I had known this would happen, I would have just taken the shatter when I looked at the top four cards of my opponent’s library.”