I Have Wings, Yet Cannot Fly 
Armored Cancrix Asks If You’ve Seen John Connor
July 18th, 2010
(This article contains language.) An alleged metal-coated crab appeared on the coast of Zhalfir earlier this morning, causing quite the commotion on the normally peaceful region. According to witness reports, the large crab appeared out of a glowing ball, and asked passers-by for their clothes.
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