by Marvin Wayne Joshua
(This article contains harsh language.) Hello, would you like to play a game of Magic: the Gathering? Great! Go ahead, sit down. You know, I’ve been trying to get a game going all day, but these people have just been awful. You seem cool, though. I think we’re going to have a good game.
Oh, what’s that deck you have there? I saw an Island. Merfolk, huh? It doesn’t have any counterspells in it, does it? I hate counterspells.
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by LiXinjian
Alright, let me set this straight: I am not Garruk’s “companion”. So please, stop calling me that. I am tired of people calling me that with an amused smile on their lips like they want to imply something.
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Posted in M11 contest entry, mtg | LiXinjian
by Crunchums
BANT – Alara’s feminists are outraged at Planeswalker Magazine for magically touching up a cover shot of Elspeth in its latest issue.
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Posted in M11 contest entry, mtg | Crunchums
by Vandermonde
The Empire of Man’s quartermasters know that the grim darkness of the 40th millennium can get awfully lonely, not to mention dangerous. That’s why our special unit lets you create a customized lovable little companion to provide friendship and suppressing fire when you need them most.
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Posted in contest, general gamery, M11 contest entry | Vandermonde
by Potato
It used to be a hilarious way to die, but it’s gotten kinda stale.
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by LiXinjian
(This article contains zombie language.) “Yeah, it’s a wonderful feeling we’re having right now,” said Richard, the oldest of the two lucky corpses. “We’ve all been shambling and rotting for so long, we were starting to think that maybe our chance would never come.”
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Posted in M11 contest entry, mtg | LiXinjian
by YWN
Did your son start wearing flower rings and hang around with mice and deers overnight? Did your daughter suddenly develop an ability to fly and breath fire? During the wrong time of the month, we mean. Do you happen to find yourself frozen in a block of ice?
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Posted in M11 contest entry, mtg | YWN
by YeNguyen
(This article contains bro language.) YO. SHout out to Lambda Omega Lambda house.!! Guess whose ankle deep in Natty Ice cocktails and sex on the beach(s)……………THIS GUY.
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Posted in M11 contest entry, mtg | YeNguyen
by Mobiusman
This promising young mountaineer fell to his death during an earthquake last week. A long way down was shorter than he thought.
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Posted in M11 contest entry, mtg | Mobiusman
by LiXinjian
The card is part of a bold marketing strategy by local hobby manufacturer Wizards of the Coast to bring more women — and social recognition — to the game.
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Posted in M11 contest entry, mtg | LiXinjian
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