Good Gamery

Month: March 2008

  • Shadowmoor Preview Month Contest


    The Aurora has plunged Lorwyn into eternal night, transforming the once-idyllic plane into the eerie world of Shadowmoor. The gloom has transformed its denizens, too — creatures of fable have become monsters from dark fairytales. Races and characters introduced in Lorwyn are back, but with twisted allegiances and new powers.

    Shut up! We’ve got no time for such nonsense, “Wizards of the Coast”. That’s because this is Shadowmoor Preview Month, and it would be inappropriate for us here at Good Gamery to let such a thing pass by without acknowledging it with an AMAZING HUMOROUS CONTENT SUBMISSION CONTEST.

    I literally hear you asking, “How will this contest work?” Every piece of Officially Acknowledged Content you create during April counts toward your standing in the contest, as long as one of those pieces of content is a Shadowmoor-related humor article. When April ends, everyone will vote for which person deserves to win the contest based on the quantity and/or quality of his or her submissions over the course of the month. One fantastic article could win it. A dozen “pretty funny” items could win it. Even non-funny content, like tournament reports and strategy articles, can contribute to your victory. It’s up to the plebes!

    The person who wins first place in the vote wins an entire box of Shadowmoor booster packs. Second place wins 18 Shadowmoor booster packs. Third place wins 9 Shadowmoor booster packs. Fourth place wins 3 Shadowmoor booster packs. These prizes have been donated by the MT2 New Contest Crew — thanks guys!

    So what are you waiting for? Your mommy to nag you? Shut up! We’ve got no time for such nonsense. Get that content created, because gobs of free Magic cards are at stake, jabroni!

    (“How do I submit articles?”)

  • Spell Snare

  • Leaked Info About Next Smash Bros. Game

    Though Super Smash Bros. Brawl was just released two weeks ago, Good Gamery has discovered that Nintendo is already hard at work on the sequel: “Super Smash Bros. Altercation.” Today we’ll be looking at a few of the new characters that have been leaked.




    Peppy

    Peppy features the fastest wheelchair based attacks in the game. His final smash is “summon orderly.”




    The Black M.C. Kid

    Named Mac, the black M.C. Kid loves McDonald’s and sports the hairdo popularized by Kid from Kid & Play. His final smash involves touching a crescent moon block, which turns his skin white.




    Krystal

    Krystal is rather similar to Wolf, Falco, and Fox. Her final smash is the landmaster furry stampede which calls forth dozens of creepy nerds lacking in hygiene and social aptitude that will destroy everything in their wake.




    Every Single Pokemon

    “Due to popular demand, we’ve gotta include ’em all!” says Nintendo. Unlock them with only 10,000 hours of gameplay, far less than it would take to catch your own.




    Giygas

    This “Earthbound” character is a bit tricky to play due to the form of his attacks being incomprehensible.




    Cloud

    While it’s true that Final Fantasy 7 has never appeared on any Nintendo platform, Nintendo reminds us that they have worked with Square, and “that should suffice.” Cloud’s limit break final smash is the emoslash.




    Fighter

    Another inclusion from the Final Fantasy universe, Fighter can barely move, but merely stepping forward allows him to attack any character no matter how distant.



    The Entire Cast of DragonBall Z

    What do Nintendo and DragonBall have in common? “Nothing, but we included these guys anyway,” our source explained. Few details are known at this point, but DragonBall characters are most notable for the fact that their attack power increases the longer they yell.

  • Greatness

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  • ‘Chops: Best of Chumpblocker

  • Transguild Courier

    Shadowmoor Preview!

    by Mark Rosewater

    Hello and welcome to Shadowmoor preview week! As you may have seen by our teaser Shadowmoor booster, this time around we’re doing some pretty cool things with hybrid mana – pretty cool things in a pretty cool/big way. But as you will see with today’s preview card, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

    As I’ve pointed out in my past articles, I’m all about elegance. Elegance and simplicity. Nothing sends me into a fit of small man rage harder than a card with a line of text that doesn’t need to be there. With that in mind, we have reworked an old favorite and made it much simpler with our friend hybrid mana. Take a look:

    Transguild Courier! Yes, one of the best “build around me and lose” cards from Dissension is back for another go-around in Shadowmoor. Players have always found colorless mana symbols confusing, so introducing the symbol was a no-brainer that also took away the Courier’s only line of text. Simplicity!

    I know the question on your mind: will the Courier’s partner in crime Might of the Nephilim be coming back? Are you an idiot?

    Until the next time, may you never run out of ideas.

  • Magic Online 3.0

    Magic Online 3.0

  • MODO Game Commentary, Part II

  • -[ARENA 03]- Pipe Dream

    Rules: Press start until you get into the game and try to get the best score.

    Post ur shots!

    This is an ADEPT arena, which means the winner gets a trophy and participants get a badge.

    And remember: uses java, firefox beware!