Standard Bear’r

August 23rd, 2010
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by Werner Herzog

“But tho’ they are the Best of Bears, yet they are but Bears at the best…”

Bear’njamin Franklin

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The World Is Not Enough

August 22nd, 2010
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by YWN

Progenitus Ain’t Got Nothing.

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Summer of Emilevin’ Week 5 VOTE!

August 22nd, 2010
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by Good Gamery

This was a powerful and complete week of Emilevin’ articles! Today, it is your duty to VOTE and help determine which Week 5 item will earn its creator some boosters.

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Life after Yawgmoth

August 20th, 2010
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by Mobiusman

The events of the year 4205, commonly – if dramatically – referred to as ‘The Apocalypse’, left a lot of unresolved problems for Dominaria as a whole to deal with. Now, ten years later, the Good Gamery news team has set out to find the answer to one question nobody seems to want to ask: What happened to all the artifacts?

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Would You Like to Play a Game of Magic: the Gathering?

August 19th, 2010
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by Marvin Wayne Joshua

(This article contains harsh language.) Hello, would you like to play a game of Magic: the Gathering? Great! Go ahead, sit down. You know, I’ve been trying to get a game going all day, but these people have just been awful. You seem cool, though. I think we’re going to have a good game.

Oh, what’s that deck you have there? I saw an Island. Merfolk, huh? It doesn’t have any counterspells in it, does it? I hate counterspells.

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Garruk’s Companion

August 18th, 2010
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by LiXinjian

Alright, let me set this straight: I am not Garruk’s “companion”. So please, stop calling me that. I am tired of people calling me that with an amused smile on their lips like they want to imply something.

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Elspeth Photograph Controversy

August 17th, 2010
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by Crunchums

BANT – Alara’s feminists are outraged at Planeswalker Magazine for magically touching up a cover shot of Elspeth in its latest issue.

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Build-a-Bear Games Workshop

August 16th, 2010
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by Vandermonde

The Empire of Man’s quartermasters know that the grim darkness of the 40th millennium can get awfully lonely, not to mention dangerous. That’s why our special unit lets you create a customized lovable little companion to provide friendship and suppressing fire when you need them most.

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Summer of Emilevin’ Week 4 VOTE!

August 14th, 2010
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by Good Gamery

This was a miniature contest week, with 3 very funny entries duking it out for supremacy. Only one will win the weekly booster prize, but all of them certainly contributed toward some healthy Summer of Emilevin’ portfolios to be judged at the end of August. For now, it is your duty to VOTE and help determine which Week 4 item will earn its creator some boosters.

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Memecide

August 13th, 2010
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by Potato

It used to be a hilarious way to die, but it’s gotten kinda stale.

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