Neighborhood Man Disappoints Trick-or-Treaters

October 30th, 2016
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Seattle, Washington — Neighborhood children are despondent after discovering that, instead of candy, parents will handing out “treasure chests” this year for Halloween. “Treasure chests” are curated packages of Halloween favorites, like raisins, stickers, candy corn and 20-carat diamonds.

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A Trip to the Moon

July 11th, 2016
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by asdf and Mindwarped

Well, where else are we gonna put Emrakul?!?!

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STATEMENT FROM WIZARDS

April 28th, 2016
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by Helene Bergeot

We have heard all the feedback, and are taking the following actions:

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Odric, Flippy Flappy Tactician

March 31st, 2016
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Boy, Odric, Lunarch Marshal sure can grant a lot of abilities! Here’s a look at the original design. We shaved a number of keywords after development raised concerns about “rules confusion”, “tournament time limits”, “shuffling nightmares”, and “how on earth would you even print this”. Take a look for yourself if you want to really flip out!

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Ocean’s Eleven-drop

January 26th, 2016
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by asdf

Reuben Bresler glared at AJ Sacher from across the magic the newsening desk. “I told you, AJ, I’m out. I’ve gone straight. I don’t do that kind of thing anymore.”

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