Can I Give You Two Life? 
Would You Like to Play a Game of Magic: the Gathering?
August 19th, 2010
(This article contains harsh language.) Hello, would you like to play a game of Magic: the Gathering? Great! Go ahead, sit down. You know, I’ve been trying to get a game going all day, but these people have just been awful. You seem cool, though. I think we’re going to have a good game.
Oh, what’s that deck you have there? I saw an Island. Merfolk, huh? It doesn’t have any counterspells in it, does it? I hate counterspells.
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