An update on Magic Story: We will tell the stories we want to tell. However, some of our fans won’t have access to regionally blocked stories. Here are some of the error messages you might see.
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Hello, gamers. Look at your creature. Now back to me. Now back to your creature. Now back to me.
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At the sentencing for Wall of Denial, who was found guilty of perjury, obstruction of justice, and just plain difficult to deal with, a Stern Judge told the condemned Wall of Denial that he will be killed by a Malfegor at noon on one weekday in the following week but that the killing will be a surprise to the Wall.
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MTGO, INTERNET — Local Black/Green elves player Samwise GeeGee was attacked last night by a gang of 1/1 Faerie Rogue tokens with flying. He was pronounced dead on arrival: He did not have a Pulse.
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This recently uncovered super-secret Facebook feed gives you insight into the crazy world of Magic Cards!
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USA, EARTH – Borderland Behemoth got +8/+8 at a press conference early Wednesday morning after two money-printing giants announced that they were entering play together.
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Local Wumpus hunter and bear-arm collector Rune McKnight was killed yesterday in a hunting accident when he went out after threshold.
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LOCATION, STATE – Federal agents raided the top 8 of a 10-proxy Magic: the Gathering Vintage tournament Saturday evening after being alerted about the event that morning by the Trading Card Association of America (TCAA). At the scene officials collected some 80 proxy cards and arrested every player in the top 8 for copyright infringement on ten of the cards trademarked by Wizards of the Coast.
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New DCI Promo Announcement: LOLSpellz 
