Hello, Gamers.

Posted on Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 by Vampire Nighthawk
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Hello, gamers. Look at your creature.

Now back to me. Now back at your creature. Now back to me.

Sadly, he isn’t me. But if he stopped wearing a goth dog collar and switched to a Basilisk Collar, he could attack like he’s me.

Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re in the red zone with a creature your creature could attack like.

What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It’s a binder with four copies of that card you love. Look again, the cards are now Mox Diamonds.

Anything is possible when your creature attacks like a Basilisk and not like a puppy. I’m on a ledge.