Hello, Gamers.

March 9th, 2010
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by Vampire Nighthawk

Hello, gamers. Look at your creature. Now back to me. Now back to your creature. Now back to me.

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Magical Cards Facebook Feed 2

July 21st, 2009
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by slearch with contributions from GoodGamery Staff

Another look into the zany world of Magic cards.

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GoodGamery News – The Unexpected Malfegor Paradox

May 22nd, 2009
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by Skeletor

At the sentencing for Wall of Denial, who was found guilty of perjury, obstruction of justice, and just plain difficult to deal with, a Stern Judge told the condemned Wall of Denial that he will be killed by a Malfegor at noon on one weekday in the following week but that the killing will be a surprise to the Wall.

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GoodGamery News – May 2009

May 17th, 2009
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by Skeletor

MTGO, INTERNET — Local Black/Green elves player Samwise GeeGee was attacked last night by a gang of 1/1 Faerie Rogue tokens with flying. He was pronounced dead on arrival: He did not have a Pulse.

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Magical Cards Facebook Feed

May 11th, 2009
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by slearch with contributions from Basilisk and Skeletor

This recently uncovered super-secret Facebook feed gives you insight into the crazy world of Magic Cards!

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Invincible Counterfeit Troll

April 29th, 2008
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by Skeletor

USA, EARTH – Borderland Behemoth got +8/+8 at a press conference early Wednesday morning after two money-printing giants announced that they were entering play together.

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GoodGamery News – Zen and the Art of Shadowmoor Limited

April 25th, 2008
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by Skeletor

Local Wumpus hunter and bear-arm collector Rune McKnight was killed yesterday in a hunting accident when he went out after threshold.

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GoodGamery News – Top 8 to 10

April 24th, 2008
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by Skeletor

LOCATION, STATE – Federal agents raided the top 8 of a 10-proxy Magic: the Gathering Vintage tournament Saturday evening after being alerted about the event that morning by the Trading Card Association of America (TCAA). At the scene officials collected some 80 proxy cards and arrested every player in the top 8 for copyright infringement on ten of the cards trademarked by Wizards of the Coast.

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LOOK AT THIS CREATURE

April 19th, 2008
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by Skeletor

Magic + fad = obvious lol. And now someone has done it. BEHOLD!

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New DCI Promo Announcement: LOLSpellz

April 17th, 2008
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by Skeletor

The textless promos have been hugely popular, but unfortunately some players forget what a card does when it has no text printed on it. So we have made a comprimise: We will offer you a hint as to what the card does, but we won’t waste your time with the exact Oracle text.

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