by Skeletor
USA, EARTH – Borderland Behemoth got +8/+8 at a press conference early Wednesday morning after two money-printing giants announced that they were entering play together.
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Posted in humor, mtg | skeletor
by Dr. Magic Cards
He voices in the auditorium died down as the projector came to life, displaying a tranquil maritime scene: a seal swimming on the surface of the ocean. Click. A single fin appears behind the seal.
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Posted in best of, humor, mtg | Dr. Magic Cards
by FyrexianSurvivr
By now, many of you have realised that you are bad at shadowmoor limited. Your 3-2 prerelease record and first round draft losses have left you feeling empty, while the Swans of Bryn Argoll you sold for a dollar has left your wallet feeling the same way. But don’t lose hope! I too attended a shadowmoor prerelease, and my 4-1 record and second round draft loss have left me fully equipped to teach you the intricacies of shadowmoor draft and sealed.
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Posted in humor, mtg | FyrexianSurvivr
by Skeletor
Local Wumpus hunter and bear-arm collector Rune McKnight was killed yesterday in a hunting accident when he went out after threshold.
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Posted in humor, mtg | skeletor
by Skeletor
LOCATION, STATE – Federal agents raided the top 8 of a 10-proxy Magic: the Gathering Vintage tournament Saturday evening after being alerted about the event that morning by the Trading Card Association of America (TCAA). At the scene officials collected some 80 proxy cards and arrested every player in the top 8 for copyright infringement on ten of the cards trademarked by Wizards of the Coast.
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Posted in humor, mtg | skeletor
by slearch
As you no doubt have seen at your prerelease, there’s a 10 card cycle in Shadowmoor based on an updated wording of our old favourite, Char.
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Posted in best of, humor, mtg | slearch
by NicotineJones
NJ applies his keen insight and prophetic foresight to the evaluation of Shadowmoor cards in Constructed. His first big contribution to GG, NJ has instituted a covenant with a chosen people; don’t pass over this one.
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Posted in mtg, strategy | NicotineJones
by The Jester
So as an attempt to create more content for the hallowed front page at GG, I have decided for this submissions theme as an attempt to further clean up my reputation at being such a belligerent ***hole/troll to so many people(1).
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Posted in humor | the jester
by Skeletor
Magic + fad = obvious lol. And now someone has done it. BEHOLD!
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Posted in card, humor, mtg | skeletor
by llarack
The story of an FNM with B/G elves!
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Posted in mtg, serious business, strategy | llarack
