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The Angelic Page – Obituaries Column
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This promising young mountaineer fell to his death during an earthquake last week. A long way down was shorter than he thought.
He was 24.
Struck by lightning during a thunderstorm in the middle of a plains. It is thought her sigils attracted the bolt. Her pet snake was also killed.
She was 31.
Said the wrong thing at the wrong time.
He was 19.
Mauled by wolves after years of working with animals. His family are surprised it didn’t happen sooner.
He was 43.
Suddenly cut down by a doom blade just days after earning his pilot’s license. In his will he leaves one black mana to his fiancée to help the mourning process.
He was 28.
Reported missing 3 turns ago. ‘He just went out one day and never came back,’ says wife.
He was 896454.
In a moment of temporary insanity, dealt 1 damage to a tephraderm.
He was 61.
Died from injuries after her skirts suddenly caught fire. ‘The damage couldn’t be prevented,’ claim doctors.
She was 55.
Has not been seen since leaving home to become a farmer. His friends and family gain 2 life.
He was 21 at the time of his disappearance.
Melted down for parts. Any excess metal will be made into a memory jar and presented to her family.
She was 29.
Collapsed from shock after receiving a short, sharp fright from a face of fear. Had privately suffered from a history of heart palpitations.
He was 27.
Died during a training exercise on goblin war techniques. Faculty claims the accident was the result of ‘too many goblins’.
She was 17.
Fell into a mudhole after having an adverse reaction to an unyaro bee sting. ‘This was the last thing anyone expected to happen,’ says brother.
She was 32.
