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Szadek, Lord of Secrets Dies in Azorius Custody of Apparent Suicide
“Oh no! This is very unfortunate,” Grand Arbiter Dovin Baan said at a press conference following the news of Szadek’s death, “If only we could have uncovered Lord Szadek’s vast secret knowledge and the identities of his co-conspirators before he exiled himself with a giant beam of light, which is a suicide method very consistent with members of the Dimir Guild, of which I know nothing about.”
