Author: basilisk

  • Lime from the Loaf

    Lime from the Loaf

    Lime from the Loaf was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon.

  • Cabal Carrots

    Cabal Carrots was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon many years ago. It’s part of a line of food-related cards. Delicious!

  • From the Vault: Jace (w/ L.A. Jace/Oaken Booties and Cheatyjace)

    It is said there were once fifteen Magic: The Gathering cards so sneaky, so uppity, they were bought or sold by players on the day of competition. In the years that have passed, the game has evolved and these cards are still there, being traded. Master these savage cards from ages past and present and make your opponent move cards from their library into their graveyard, as if they were burying books in a graveyard.

    So far, we have revealed thirteen out of the fifteen cards in From the Vault: Jace. In this article, we reveal the last two and then give you the rest of the details on the set!

    L.A. Jace / Oaken Booties

    Oh, my, god. Look at her toughness.
    It is so big. She looks like,
    one of those Planeswalker’s girlfriends.
    But, you know, who understands Planeswalkers?
    They only cast her because she looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay?
    I mean, her toughness, is just so….
    big.

    Dryad Sophisticate

    Cheatyjace

    This is another rare case of a card that migrated from Un-sets to tournament legal ones, but that isn’t the only special thing about Cheatyjace. If you look closely, it actually has two pieces of artwork. This may mean it cost twice as much to create as other cards, but we think it was worth it.

    Boxed Set Details

    Here is a list of other stuff:

    Contents

    • 15 Premium cards, with all new art
    • An exclusive spinup loyalty counter
    • A collector’s guide
    • Each card has been printed using a non-foil process unique to the “From the Vault: Jace” series.
    • The 15 cards are all printed in the current card frame, because we lost the old ones.
    • Several of the cards have new artwork commissioned from artists including Google Image Search, Microsoft Clip-art, and Donatello.
    • From the Vault: Jace will be available world-wide in English only, and will have an extremely limited print run.
    • All cards are black-bordered and tournament legal. This means that these cards are legal for use in any tournaments where the original printings are still legal.

    Now that you’ve experienced Jace Week, god knows how you’re going to stand living in any regular week again.

    Product Concept and Development Team: Jace Beleren

    Release Date: June 1st 2010

    MSRP: $34.99

  • The Jace Cycle

    Today, we have a cycle of cards that all show up in the From The Vault: Jace set. You may wonder why we used up a full third of a 15-card set on a cycle, but we have good reason. Here at GoodGamery R&D, there is a saying that nothing is as hard as designing a well-balanced cycle of cards. It’s true – it is extremely difficult to create a cycle that showcases the unique interactions, thoughts, skills, and desires of each color. This cycle does all of these things, and more.

    Purejace

    Thoughtjace

    Deathjace

    Chaosjace

    Lifejace

  • Echo Jacer & Treetop Jacers

    Morph is a mechanic that turns any card into a Grey Ogre. When we designed it, we didn’t think we would ever make a card like this one. This version features new artwork with more Jaces than ever before featured on a single card (at least until Jaceful Antelope was printed).

    “If a card is face down, that means it’s a 2/2 creature. That means you can attack with your library – this is how I win games of Magic: The Gathering.” – Mark Diehr

    Our second card today touches on a theme that hasn’t been done before – Auras that enchant Planeswalkers. You can use Treetop Jacers to make old Planeswalkers new again, or to play tricks on the native non-flying tribes of some backwater plane that hasn’t invented flying birds yet.

  • Pocket Jaces

    Is it a reasonable thing, I ask you, for a grown man to run about and hit a ball? Poker’s the only game fit for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man’s, and every man’s is against yours. Teamwork? Who ever made a fortune by teamwork? There’s only one way to make a fortune, and that’s to down the fellow who’s up against you.” – W. Somerset Maugham

    I hope that quote got you in the mood for poker, because we know for a fact that the entire Magic: the Gathering community secretly wishes it were a Poker community. We gave this powerful card to Poker legend Phil Hellmuth to evaluate:

    “I actually been bringing Pocket Jaces to big tournaments for years – It’s the strongest hand in the field, and at least 15% better than Pocket Aces. It’s how I revolutionized Texas hold ’em. I’m not surprised you are reprinting it for this Magic game.” – Phil Hellmuth

  • Interview with a Planeswalker

    Dear Jace: Which do you prefer: having all players draw a card, or having target player draw a card? – dbuel, Internet Poster

    Dear Internet Poster: It’s a lot less hassle to have each player draw a card than to limit it to a specific target. You don’t have to aim, or remember the name of the loser who summoned you or anything like that. It’s just a nice impersonal incantation that lets everybody have a good time with their cards. By the way, I’ve been at this card drawing business for a while, and “target player draws a card” is really just a euphemism for “You draw a card.” No one ever gives someone else that card, not even for Christmas. – Jace Beleren

    Dear Jace: Hey, I’ve got 3 mana lying around, and 2 of it is blue. Do you mind coming over and helping me out for a minute? I could use a spell or two, and if you wouldn’t mind letting some goblins beat you up for a bit, that’d be swell.

    Does tomorrow work for you? – JSexton, Internet Poster

    Dear Internet Poster: That was the old me. My time spent with Nicol Bolas has really taught me to see myself for the immortal of unimaginable power I really am, and I’m going to start treating myself as such. No longer will I let myself be bossed around like a cheap whore by any loser who manages to scrape together 3 mana. No, from now on I’m going to hold out for what I deserve: losers with four mana. – Jace Beleren

    Now is your chance to interview the man of the week: Jace Beleren. Just sign up for the Good Gamery forums and join the interview thread right here.

  • Kormus Belleren & Jaceful Antelope

    Magic: The Gathering has a long history of printing color hosers. These are cards like the famous Hydroblast and Flash Flood that literally hose down red opponents with water. With Kormus Belleren, you can turn your opponent’s powerful Planeswalkers into weak, mewling cadets.

    “I don’t have the time or energy to keep up with new cards, so Kormus Belleren is perfect for me – it hoses new cards that I’m afraid of. Since it’s also an artifact, I can put it in all of my decks.” – MTGO User

    Next, here’s a card that hoses Planeswalkers while comboing with Kormus Belleren. First, you play Jaceful Antelope, and then you cast Kormus Belleren. Now their Planeswalkers are all creatures, but they can’t block Jaceful Antelope – aha! In the final stage of this combo, attack with Jaceful Antelope for 20 turns.