Archive for April, 2009

Lord of Jund to Nationalize Dragons

April 29th, 2009
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by GyantSpyder

HARRIS FAMILY DINING ROOM TABLE — In a bold, costly attempt to end instability and conflict brought on by the summoning spells of mighty wizards, Karrthus, Tyrant of Jund announced the nationalization of all dragons on Tuesday.

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Dr. Hisoka: “Magic Players are Losers”

April 28th, 2009
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by Sam111111

Cascade shows how, deep down, all Magic players are losers, says Hisoka, Minamo Sensei, widely known outside the Magic world for his moving and direct psychiatric diagnosis.

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NJ’s Alara Reborn Capsule Review

April 27th, 2009
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by NicotineJones

The prophetic NicotineJones brings his knowledge to bare against the Alara Reborn constructed format. Read this article, or be forever lost in a sea of gold and grey.

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Oil // Emulsion // Water

April 27th, 2009
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by ein

Coming to an ANWR near you!

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Vengeful Rebirth Ending in Second Birth (Involving Revenge)

April 26th, 2009
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by slearch

More redundant than a PIN number.

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Alara Reborn Contest

April 24th, 2009
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by Basilisk

What happens when a plane of predators collides with four planes of prey?

This is a question you might ask yourself, if you are reading aloud the flavor text for the new Magic: The Gathering set, Alara Reborn!

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Magic League Responds to WOTC Lawyers

April 24th, 2009
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by paz

In a stunning revelation last week, legal counsel for Wizards of the Coast LLC (“WOTC”) has decreed that the administrators at Magic-League.com (“MAGIC LEAGUE”), who tout themselves as a place for free online Magic: The Gathering tournament and causal play, “effectively shut down” in the words of MTGSalvation (“MTGS”) user “theanimeguy.”

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Pro MTG Online #218

April 24th, 2009
by anonymous

Pro MTG Online, the ultimate self-aware Magic strategy web comic, has updated itself. Click here to read it!

‘Alara Reborn’ Flavor Text Selections

April 20th, 2009
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by kingcobweb, Reisen, Pterrus, Crunchums, Alfred and Vandermonde

“I’ve got three good reasons why you should get out of my way.” – Jundian Triceratops-mage

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New Set ‘Alara Reborn’ to Feature a Cataclysm

April 17th, 2009
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by paz

In a stunning announcement today, Wizards of the Coast announced that the next Magic: The Gathering expansion set, called “Alara Reborn,” will conclude the story of Alara with an earth-shattering apocalypse.

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