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  • Kormus Belleren & Jaceful Antelope

    Magic: The Gathering has a long history of printing color hosers. These are cards like the famous Hydroblast and Flash Flood that literally hose down red opponents with water. With Kormus Belleren, you can turn your opponent’s powerful Planeswalkers into weak, mewling cadets.

    “I don’t have the time or energy to keep up with new cards, so Kormus Belleren is perfect for me – it hoses new cards that I’m afraid of. Since it’s also an artifact, I can put it in all of my decks.” – MTGO User

    Next, here’s a card that hoses Planeswalkers while comboing with Kormus Belleren. First, you play Jaceful Antelope, and then you cast Kormus Belleren. Now their Planeswalkers are all creatures, but they can’t block Jaceful Antelope – aha! In the final stage of this combo, attack with Jaceful Antelope for 20 turns.

  • Jaceless Butcher

    Jaceless Butcher is a beloved card for enabling the “triple butcher” trick, which is where you live in a town with 3 butchers, but can’t find a baker or a candlestick maker within walking distance. That’s why we decided to include this card in From the Vault: Jace.

    And now a word from world-famous magical card slinger, Jarvis Yu:

    “When Good Gamery gave me this card to preview, I was honored, as is the tradition in my culture.” – Jarvis Yu

    We also like this card because it tells a story. It’s the story of a hideous monster with misshapen arms and no face who thinks a powerful wizard is his friend, when the wizard is not.

  • Announcing: Jace Week

    It’s Jace Week here at Good Gamery. In celebration of the new collector’s set, titled “From the Vault: Jace”, we will be giving you sneak previews of cards every day.

    Sometimes we will show you these new Jace cards one at a time, and sometimes it will be two at a time. Today we will start with two of our favorites from Good Gamery R&D.

    About Jace

    About Jace has showed that even one copy of a sufficiently powerful loyalty-increasing card can warp formats when combined with powerful card-drawing Planeswalkers. Multicolored joke decks were among the best decks in Standard and Extended for a long time. One of the reasons they were so strong is that if an aggressive creature deck got ahead of them, all they had to do to catch up was find their single About Jace with one of their myriad card filtering effects. This meant that any creature deck had a massively uphill battle to fight against this tireless champion of an instant, and this had an oppressive effect on the format. Good players simply played joke decks rather than expose themselves to getting About Jaced out of games.

    Battlejace Angel

    Battlejace Angel is a tribal creature card designed with hammer of “Tribal Matters” striking against the anvil of “Creatures”. It’s a big creature, and the best creature, which hardly seems fair to me. We like the card anyhow, because we like sending big Wizards into the red zone. (This card is a Wizard.)

    Battlejace Angel has been printed for the first time as a Wizard Angel. Here it is with new art, which is also a new thing we added to this card. It also features new collector’s numbers and a never-before-seen copyright date.

    We’ll tell you more about this exciting new collection at the end of Jace Week, but until then, enjoy the sneak previews every day this week, only at Good Gamery!

  • France Disqualified for Misrepresenting Ball Control

    In a stunning reversal, FIFA acknowledged rumors today that France had been disqualified from the upcoming 2010 World Cup for “intentionally and knowingly misrepresenting ball control” during qualifying play with the Republic of Ireland.

    The moment occurred when French striker/winger Thierry Henry,
    operating near the Irish goal line, appeared to use his hand to
    control the ball and keep it from leaving play. Henry then fired a
    crossing pass to teammate William Gallas that resulted in a goal.

    After the game, Henry questioned the referees on why they had not called him on his handball infraction, asking, “Didn’t they notice the ball struck my hand there?”

    Referees swiftly reacted to Henry’s admission of cheating, conducting interviews with players, coaches, and spectators, before ruling that Henry and the French team would be disqualified from further World Cup play.

    Referee Martin Hansson, in explaining the decision said, “By
    intentionally allowing the ball to hit his hand, Henry committed
    fraud. It is not an option to allow an illegal play to occur and then
    wait to see what happens.”

    Though FIFA does not discuss the details of pending investigations,
    the ruling may have been a reaction to previous World Cup controversy involving handballs.

    The most famous example of this issue involved Diego Maradona’s “Hand of God” during the 1984 World Cup, which allowed Argentina to defeat England 2-1 in the quarterfinals of the tournament.

    Maradona accomplished his feat when he outleapt English goalkeeper Peter Shilton to head the ball into the English net using, in Maradona’s words, “Un poco con la cabeza de Mardona y otro poco con la mano de Dios.”

    That quote translates in English to: a little of my head and a little of the hand of God, although photographic evidence clearly shows it was entirely Maradona’s hand that struck the ball.

    Maradona has gone on to become nearly deified in his home country,which regarded the favorable judgment as revenge for previous injustices from England.

    When asked how he would have handled the situation, Hansson replied, “That’s different. I think that in that case it was accidental.”

  • Let’s Caption Some Cards, Again

    Every so often, a person realizes that it is his or her duty to link to Magic card pictures and add hilarious captions to them.

    That time is now.

    Click here to enter the fantastical world of Magic card captions.





    The zendikar public library’s late fees are getting really strict.