Echo Jacer & Treetop Jacers

December 24th, 2009
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by Basilisk

If a card is face down, that means it’s a 2/2 creature. That means you can attack with your library – this is how I win games of Magic: The Gathering.

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Pocket Jaces

December 23rd, 2009
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by slearch & Basilisk

“Is it a reasonable thing, I ask you, for a grown man to run about and hit a ball? Poker’s the only game fit for a grown man. Then, your hand is against every man’s, and every man’s is against yours. Teamwork? Who ever made a fortune by teamwork? There’s only one way to make a fortune, and that’s to down the fellow who’s up against you.” – W. Somerset Maugham

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Interview with a Planeswalker

December 22nd, 2009
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by Good Gamery

It’s a lot less hassle to have each player draw a card than to limit it to a specific target. You don’t have to aim, or remember the name of the loser who summoned you or anything like that. It’s just a nice impersonal incantation that lets everybody have a good time with their cards. By the way, I’ve been at this card drawing business for a while, and “target player draws a card” is really just a euphemism for “You draw a card.” No one ever gives someone else that card, not even for Christmas.

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Kormus Belleren & Jaceful Antelope

December 22nd, 2009
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by Basilisk

Magic: The Gathering has a long history of printing color hosers. These are cards like the famous [card]Hydroblast[/card] and [card]Flash Flood[/card] that literally hose down red opponents with water. With Kormus Belleren, you can turn your opponent’s powerful Planeswalkers into weak, mewling cadets.

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Jaceless Butcher

December 21st, 2009
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by slearch

Jaceless Butcher is a beloved card for enabling the “triple butcher” trick, which is where you live in a town with 3 butchers, but can’t find a baker or a candlestick maker within walking distance. That’s why we decided to include this card in From the Vault: Jace.

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Announcing: Jace Week

December 19th, 2009
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by Basilisk & slearch

It’s Jace Week here at Good Gamery. In celebration of the new collector’s set, titled “From the Vault: Jace”, we will be giving you sneak previews of cards every day.

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Lotto Cobra

December 14th, 2009
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by Basilisk and Rider

Maybe you’ll get lucky.

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France Disqualified for Misrepresenting Ball Control

November 30th, 2009
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by Falco

In a stunning reversal, FIFA acknowledged rumors today that France had been disqualified from the upcoming 2010 World Cup for “intentionally and knowingly misrepresenting ball control” during qualifying play with the Republic of Ireland.

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Oran-Riefer Madness

November 24th, 2009
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by slearch and Vandermonde

duuuuuuuude

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Marital Coup

November 24th, 2009
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by Mobiusman

This art doesn’t really fit the analogy.

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