Philly
The latest Japanese android, which can play Magic cards and is capable of up to 38 proprogrammed false emotions, still suffered from the "uncanny valley."
"You's best keep da comments 'bout my clothins to yoself o else I'ma hafta bus' some 'eds, ain' dat right fellas?"
"Thas right boss."
"How many games out of three do you hope to win each round, Mr. Van Lunen?"