Gram’mrakul: A linguistic guide to the Apocalypse

July 19th, 2016
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Emrakul has risen on Innistrad! Of course you’ll want to tell your fellow townsfolk, city elders and lab projects about this exciting news, but don’t get caught out. Before you start jabbering in eldritch terror, you need to make sure you know your I’amrakul from your Be’mrakul. Don’t sit there gibbering like a tooth collector with delirium – get a clue with this handy grammatical guide to the ineffable terror that awaits us all.

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UNCHARTED REALMS: VICTORY BY PROXY

January 30th, 2016
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by Greengrocer

The setting sun glinted redly off a shirtless Gideon Jura’s hairless chest. Red, too, was the glow in Chandra Nalaar’s eyes, though it seemed a little brighter than one would expect from a sunset alone, even on Zendikar, the magical plane with a special kind of mana where the newly-formed Gatewatch, a super-cool team of four planeswalkers, had just defeated the unimaginably fearsome Eldrazi.

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Dueling Mages in Proxy Row

January 18th, 2016
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by Greengrocer

Leading duellists Blugar the Callous and Zhazha Firegloves face suspensions today, following their involvement in an unsanctioned ‘proxy spell’ tournament. This controversial duelling format permits mages to duel using ‘proxies’ of rare artifacts, and of old spells from the 90s that can’t easily be learnt any more.

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Behind the Veil

July 6th, 2015
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Tamiyo, Ace Reporter

An interview with everyone’s favorite sexy necromancer.

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Disappointing Turnout For March Of The Returned

April 17th, 2015
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by Greengrocer

ASPHODEL — A planned demonstration against the recent increase in exploitation of zombies was branded “a shambles” this morning after only two demonstrators turned up to take part.

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Magic Arcana: Announcing Nephilim in Commander 2015

February 11th, 2015
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by Greengrocer

One of the most enjoyable parts of my job is getting to announce something that Magic players have spent a long time clamoring for. Today is one such day!

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Did It Have To Be Dragons, Ask Tarkirians

January 24th, 2015
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by Greengrocer

Tarkir residents said today that while they appreciate Sarkhan Vol going back in time to retrieve a race of creatures that had been missing from their world, they aren’t certain that dragons were the best choice.

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“Where Did All the Mist and Rain Go?” asks Borko the Bear

January 22nd, 2015
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by Greengrocer

“Man, I used to love living here,” says Borko.

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Behold, I Know Four Of The New Dragons Already

January 14th, 2015
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by Greengrocer

“Puny weaklings, come and gape in awe at the latest triumph of your highest superior, Surrak Dragonclaw! I, Surrak, insulter of the Sultai, wearer of bears, present my greatest feat yet: I can already name no fewer than four of the new dragons. The gold ones!”

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