Would You Like to Play a Game of Magic: the Gathering?

August 19th, 2010
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by Marvin Wayne Joshua

(This article contains harsh language.) Hello, would you like to play a game of Magic: the Gathering? Great! Go ahead, sit down. You know, I’ve been trying to get a game going all day, but these people have just been awful. You seem cool, though. I think we’re going to have a good game.

Oh, what’s that deck you have there? I saw an Island. Merfolk, huh? It doesn’t have any counterspells in it, does it? I hate counterspells.

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Nothing Survive Wrath of Suncrusher

August 2nd, 2010
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by KingRamz

You. Planeswalker. You ever summon Suncrusher? No. Foolish Planeswalker incur Suncrusher wrath.

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I Have Wings, Yet Cannot Fly

July 20th, 2010
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by KingRamz

I have wings, yet cannot fly; No faerie or angel am I.

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