The Bigger Picture: What the ‘Monday 6’ Tell Us About ROE

March 16th, 2010
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by Vandermonde & paz

The rest of the staff has done a great job at the difficult task of attempting to evaluate the six preview cards in a vacuum. Of course, the true test of their utility, especially in limited, will be how they perform in the context of the rest of the set. To that end, we’re here to take a look at how Rise of the Eldrazi might play out, based entirely on these 6 cards.

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Eldrazi Drone is Lonely

March 11th, 2010
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by paz

“Why doesn’t anyone ever want to hang out with me??” thought an Eldrazi Drone yesterday as it hovered through a canyon. Its many hideous appendages undulated in frustration while it emitted a loathsome, perpetual moan.

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Habbardis the Fierce Gives Pep Talk

March 10th, 2010
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by paz

The renowned heroes looked up the Eldrazi’s facehole in fear. They felt their knees grow weak and their hearts begin to race. They needed someone to help them summon up their courage, to give them the fortitude they needed to face this monstrous creature. They needed a speech, a collection of powerful words to rouse their spirits and elevate their morale.

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Claim: Wizards on Cusp of Completing Secret Scheme

February 25th, 2010
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by paz

At last, the world knows the alleged truth. Last Monday, an employee of Wizards of the Coast informed us at Good Gamery of the purpose of Magic: The Gathering — the hidden underlying plot that has come to fruition before our very eyes.

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Rube Goldberg, Artificer

January 15th, 2010
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by Paz

Crafted ages ago by the venerable Paz, this card has the errata of giving the targeted permanent haste this turn. Rube Goldberg, Artificer was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon a great number of ages ago.

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Lime from the Loaf

January 13th, 2010
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by Paz

Lime from the Loaf was originally posted on The Magic Lampoon.

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Lighthouse Scientists Prepare Large Hedron Collider

October 27th, 2009
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by paz

TAZEEM, ZENDIKAR — The Large Hedron Collider was successfully loaded yesterday with a second White Mana Octahedron, say Lighthouse scientists.

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Ancestor

October 26th, 2009
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by paz

Inspirations from M:TG make Dominion more balanced and fair.

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Announcing: Magic: The Gathering: Dice Game

October 24th, 2009
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by paz

WIZARDS OF THE COAST PRESS RELEASE. October 24, 2009 -– Renton, Wash. — Wizards of the Coast today announced a new game product just in time for the holidays — Magic: The Gathering: Dice Game.

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Dungeon Quest

September 15th, 2009
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by paz

It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.

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