by paz
“Why doesn’t anyone ever want to hang out with me??” thought an Eldrazi Drone yesterday as it hovered through a canyon. Its many hideous appendages undulated in frustration while it emitted a loathsome, perpetual moan.
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Posted in Rise of the Eldrazi Alliance, humor, mtg | paz
by paz
The renowned heroes looked up the Eldrazi’s facehole in fear. They felt their knees grow weak and their hearts begin to race. They needed someone to help them summon up their courage, to give them the fortitude they needed to face this monstrous creature. They needed a speech, a collection of powerful words to rouse their spirits and elevate their morale.
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by paz
At last, the world knows the alleged truth. Last Monday, an employee of Wizards of the Coast informed us at Good Gamery of the purpose of Magic: The Gathering — the hidden underlying plot that has come to fruition before our very eyes.
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by Paz
Crafted ages ago by the venerable Paz, this card has the errata of giving the targeted permanent haste this turn. Rube Goldberg, Artificer was originally posted on
The Magic Lampoon a great number of ages ago.
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by Paz
Lime from the Loaf was originally posted on
The Magic Lampoon.
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by paz
TAZEEM, ZENDIKAR — The Large Hedron Collider was successfully loaded yesterday with a second White Mana Octahedron, say Lighthouse scientists.
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by paz
Inspirations from M:TG make Dominion more balanced and fair.
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by paz
WIZARDS OF THE COAST PRESS RELEASE. October 24, 2009 -– Renton, Wash. — Wizards of the Coast today announced a new game product just in time for the holidays — Magic: The Gathering: Dice Game.
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by paz
It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.
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by paz
When Internet user Gam3r91 read the banner ad for Full Sail University’s Game Development Degree Program, he was at first excited. The banner suggested that Gam3r91 turn his passion for gaming into a career. “Unlike most people, I have a real passion for gaming,” Gam3r91 said.
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